I once dined in a pub in Gloucestershire called "The King's Head". Good sign, right? So I went inside feeling hopeful and was confronted by a sign requesting people to turn off their mobile phones "out of courtesy to our guest's".
Somewhat shaken, I opened the menu and began to read it. "Todays vegetables." Meep. I began to have serious doubts about that pub. It was not until I finished the meal and headed for the door that I noticed the final proof: the takeaway menu said "The Kings Head".